Sexiest Bachelor Developer Results!!!

 Hi, this is Sara's friend Erika. Sara asked me to judge her “Sexiest Bachelor Developer” contest because “I am an expert on everything sexy.” I'll take any opportunity to look at cute boys, so here it goes. I hope you like my choices, I wrestled with them for a long time. Not literally. :(

 

 

Third Place

Name: Kenny Lai

Location: Brooklyn, NY

Languages: C#,ASP.NET, SQL

Occupation: Developer, GlobalGrind.com

 

Kenny works for the cool Russell Simmons project called Global Grind. He's from NYC (which gives him an advantage in my book), and he's super cute. Just look at that dapper style!

 

(Sara's note: Awesome pick, Kenny is cool people)

 

 

Second Place

Name: Chris Bolden

Location: St Paul, MN

Primary Language: Java

Biggest Accomplishment: banging out a full blown web based inventory system between climbs at a rock climbing competition

 

Wow, look at this guy's freakin back! I'm a huge fan of guys that work on their bodies, and the fact that this guy is a mountain climber is hot too. I thoroughly encourage this guy to move to the great state of NJ. We have plenty of mountains here!!!!!

 

(Sara's note: yeah, ditto)

 

First Place

Name: Ryan Rose

Location: San Jose, CA

Primary Language: PHP (CORRECTION: Perl)

Biggest Accomplishments: Working for Tivo and setting up a Twitter feed from his washing machine named @PIMPY3WASH

 

I bought my ex-boyfriend a Tivo, he didn't give it back when we broke up. I'm hoping Ryan takes pity on me and sends me one. Even if he doesn't, though, he wins this contest hands down. Look at those model good looks, and those shoes? Great pick. As soon as I opened this email I knew we had a winner.

 

 

(Sara's note: Great pick! Would have been my choice as well, even though he's a PHP (Perl, not as bad!) developer. Taking Ryan's cue for creating social media for inanimate objects I made a MySpace for my microwave you can see here. I still don't really get the point, and now my microwave's addicted to taking kissy-face pictures in the bathroom mirror. THANKS.)